And now comes the part of the story where the heroine checks herself into the Betty Ford Clinic....

Geez- apparently I have ticked someone off karmically to get this kind of treatment. I have a handful of people helping me sell my book- and I log into today to find what? My website is down. I emailed the tech gods that be and they are working on it (or at least that's what they say) but there is no telling the amount of people that are trying to access the site thinking that I am a flake.

Time to start hitting the Dr. Pepper...hard.

There really should be a support group for Dr. Pepper addicts- because I know that one of those "23 special ingredients" is crack. There is no other explanation....